I Believe You Have My Stapler

So I have been temping lately. It has been an adventure. Last Friday the company I am temping with offered me a permanent job. Even though I have little-to-know comprehension of what I am doing, I am doing it well. The best part is that the office has a bunch of those motivational posters up on the walls. Stuff like "the journey of a lifetime begins with a single step" and crap like that. I seriously didn't think that people actually used those. Everytime I see them I immediately think Despair.com But sadly the ones in the office are actually trying to motivate me.