Things I Have Been (Self) Diagnosed With This Week

Dehydration. Pulmonary Embolism. Low Blood Pressure. High Blood Pressure. Low Blood Sugar. High Blood Sugar. Constipation. Kidney Stones. Generalized Anxiety Disorder. Arrythmia. Assholism. Obssessive Compulsive Personality Disorder. Depression. Mania. Excema. Rosacea. Vitamin Deficiency. Pink Eye. Strep. Thrush. Myocardial Infarction. Hypnophobia. Somniphobia.

Damn you WebMD!